Have you ever had a day on your place when you think, “You can’t make this stuff up?” From time to time I have written here about those ‘rare’ moments in life. Sometimes they make your heart race because the state of affairs is critical. Sometimes the event is mildly believable. But. This past Wednesday the event that had me saying, “You’ve got to be kidding” was a first for me.
This past Wednesday. I had gotten up early, like today, at 4 a.m. Lots of things to do. It was the second day of being overcast and rainy. But Wednesday the rain was to be more like bursts of heavy rain with periods of no rain. I had ladies from church coming at 11 a.m. to pick up some reports and that was going to take about 2 hours of my time. So, I needed to leave out to feed early so that I could get back home by 11. I had my strategy and travels all plotted out in my head! I had Bandit and Hawk with me. Never leave home without a cowdog! We head to the shed, get the tractor and 2 bales of hay. We head N to feed the replacement heifers and the fall pairs. As we are traveling along I notice a cow standing on a S hill-top. All the other cows and calves are heading my way. First notion, hum…must have a sick calf. Second notion, great…of all days. We feed the replacement heifers on a ridge out of the wind and head back S to the pairs. We top the ridge and in the distance, the cow on the S hill is still in the same spot. Still looking back towards the S towards the woods. Third notion, ok…this is not looking good…dang it. We feed the pairs and head back home. So, in my head I’m torn as to what to do. Go ahead and head to the SE to feed about 2 miles from home and come back to the ‘lone cow on the S hill’ or go ahead and check out the lone cow. I decided to take my chances. The cowdogs and I went on to the SE. We feed and check the SE cows and calves and on the way home, ponder, hope I made the right decision.
We get home. The ‘lone cow on the S hill’ is still in the same spot. She’s not frantic. She’s just still there looking S with a periodic bawl. And the tone and pitch of her bawl is not a stressful one, it’s more of the ‘come on, lets’ go’ type of call to her calf. Well. Don’t ya know. It begins to pour. So, I figure, I’ll just stick with the tractor and not get soaked with the 4-wheeler. As we crest the S hill, I can see a calf standing in a grove of trees. Just standing there. As I get closer, I begin to think, “Hum, it looks stuck.” The closer I get, I can see the calf is standing in a puddle of soupy water. And, I begin to think, “Surely you don’t have your head stuck in something.” And, I think, those two trees do have a ‘V’ where they grew together at the bottom. Well folks. Guess what. The 5-wt heifer calf had stuck her head in the V of the trees. She was so curious about the coon den entry that she then sniffed around and got her head stuck. And with the rain and her trying to get out, she peddled around to create a puddle of soup and her elevation was low enough that she couldn’t seem to raise her head high enough to get out. Let me remind you….it is now pouring. I am thinking of not getting home in time to meet the ladies from church! But, the calf is the priority. Fourth notion…I am so glad I drove over here with the tractor. I’ll just gently push on the tree and see if I can create any additional room in the ‘V’ of the tree so that I can get this silly sister out of the coon’s den foyer! By this time, Hawk is clued in to the fact that a calf needs help. She’s whining. Bandit, who can’t see what is going on is curious as to what his mother is whining about. I tell both of them, “You two stay here. I’ll get it. And don’t break the ignition key off in the tractor!”
Luckily for me, the calf had been stuck for some time. Probably all night. She was not fighting me as I tried to help her. I moved her as far as I could to the right to see if she’d raise her head and pop on outta there. Nope. I moved her as far as I could to the left to see if she’d raise her head and pop on outta there. Nope. So, I kept moving her right to left and trying to grab an ear to get her head turned just enough to pull back and get loose. It took a while and don’t you know. It worked. I was so grateful. Thank the Lord, was all I could say. The cow was good to simply watch. The calf gets loose and is weak and shaking. She looks around for her mom, bawls and finds the comfort of the udder. I’m just shaking my head. Bandit and Hawk are glued to the glass of the tractor door. They see me head to the tractor and resume their positions. I tell them, all is well. Look at my clock for the time and begin to think of the ladies from church and that I might just have time to head N and feed the cows at the Windmill. I decide I am going to take my chances and go ahead and feed. Surely, if I am a tad late the ladies won’t scold me.
As I back out of the grove of trees and turn to leave…I notice…2 rain soaked coons coming out of the cedars…headed to their den at a run. I’ll bet they cussed that heifer all night long for having her head in THEIR HOUSE. So, in people terms, I wonder who assessed the damages and who put the house back in order…him or her!
Six northern geese must have spent the night on the pond. It was dark when we first saw them. The wind was stiff out of the ESE and the geese were in a perfect ‘V’ formation facing the wind. They saw us coming and drifted out of the ‘V’ to a group huddled together. We watched a bit and they eventually began to swim back to being separate from each other. They seemed tired and hungry.
~~ Friday Update ~~ I fed hay today near the area where the heifer got her head stuck in the “V” of the trees. Still shaking my head. So took a couple pictures just to remember the day and the laugh the days later.